10. "Arggh!" "Arr-rraggh!"
TRANSLATION: "Whatcha doin?"
"I'm trying to shoot this guy in the landspeeder."
"Can I watch?"
"No. Dammnit! You made me miss my chance!"
Sandpeople try again. Ben makes the save. (ANH)
9. Fett thinks:"Just stay right there, Jedi-boy."
Solo swings blindly, gives Fett a ride, Luke lives, story continues
(ROTJ)
8. "Look out!" Tie pilot swerves in trench, hits Vader, who tumbles
into to space and lives to fight another day. (ANH)
7. 3P0: "If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance."
Stormtrooper: "Alright."
Droids escape (ANH)
6. The unbreakable weather vane supports Luke's weight. (ESB)
5. Luke tries to fix Artoo with a can opener, gets Leia's message. (ANH)
4. Solo steps on twig. Speederbiker alerts others. Luke and Leia
chase...Leia finds Ewoks, Ewoks save rebels, rebels kick ass. (ROTJ)
3. Stormtrooper #1: "What was that?!"
Stormtrooper #2: "Ah, it's nothing. Outgassing. Don't worry about it."
Ben escapes, story continues (ANH)
2. POW!! Luke: "Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!"
3P0 suggests Artoo, trilogy continues. (ANH)
AND THE NUMBER ONE INSIGNIFIGANT INCIDENT WHICH CHANGED THE UNIVERSE...
1. "There goes another one!"
"Hold your fire..."
C3P0 and R2-D2 escape, trilogy continues (ANH)