Computers
- (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.
- Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
- New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
- Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
- (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (T)oss computer across room.
- Error in Force.sys - [A]bort [R]etry [C]all Yoda
- C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM -- RESCUE? (y/n)
- Melted M&M's on keyboard: Delete children? (y/n)
- User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
- To err is human, to forgive is against FidoNet policy.
- No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
- MacIntosh: Computers with training wheels you can't remove.
- I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.
- Got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone.
- What do you mean "CONNECT 1200?????"
- 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
- Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
- Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
- Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
- RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
- Blue-shifted: The way to travel ...
- Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
- Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
- DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
- If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
- Canadian DOS Prompt: Eh?:\>
- SMASH FORHEAD ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE
- Don't blast me Mr. Moderator, I swear I'll-AIYEE!
- MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
- He who moderates best, moderates least...
- ONLINE: Computerese for "The damn board finally answered!"
- RED ALERT! Tagline theft! Raise shields! Arm photons! Lock on phasers!
- Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you.
- The world is coming to an end. Please log-off.
- It wasn't me! I never steal taglines.
- This tagline is true -(-)> <-- This tagline is false
- This is a Tagline mirror><rorrim enilgaT a si sihT
- Why do those three dots keep following me?? (Paranoid Tagline)
- Tagline Revolt!! We're sick of being stolen!!
- WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in Danger.
- WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet.
- WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
- WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.
- WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused.
- WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
- WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
- "Whosover shall post in ALL CAPS, shall have their msgs ignored."
- Have you played T.A.G. lately?
- To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.
- In DoubleSpace, no one can hear you SCREAM!
- "Sleep? What is this?"
- I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y".
- sysop ('sih sop) n. - the guy laughing at your typing.
- BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n)
- Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!
- Fido hungry. Fido eat messages. Bad Fido!
- Quit bringing up reality, this is FidoNet!
- I love it when I'm sick. I get to catch up on my echoes.
- In the echo, the mighty echo, the moderator screams tonight...
- Actually it's not replying that takes time. It's choosing a tagline.
- 16.4 Gig BlueWave packet? @TO@'s been online again.