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"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible." Albert Einstein
Don't go where the path leads, rather go where there is no path and leave a trail.
That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger...
There's only one way to stop the Darkness. You must turn on the light.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason.
I don't know if I'm confused or not!
Old days: Wine, Women, Song. Now days: Coffee, Computers, CD's.
Rules are meant to be broken, or at least twisted.
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.....
A wise man once said.... I don't know...
Are you prepared to defend yourself?
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you.
Kids-They're not sleeping, they're recharging!
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
My reality check just bounced.
IF (wife="yes") THEN (money:="gone") ELSE single;
A kid with a hammer will find that everything he sees needs pounding.
Drugs? Nope. Raising teens is as far from reality as I want to get.
Getting a baby to sleep is the hardest when they are 18 years old.
Hint for Mom: A little fast food never killed anyone.
Hint for Mom: An unmade bed is easier to get into.
Hint for Mom: Cheer when they get their driver's licenses.
Hint for Mom: Curfews are made to be broken.
Hint for Mom: Disney World is not optional.
Hint for Mom: Don't take kids grocery shopping on empty stomachs.
Hint for Mom: Ice cream still solves most problems.
Hint for Mom: If you don't know, say so.
Hint for Mom: If you have teenagers, get your own phone.
Hint for Mom: Just when you've got them figured out, they change.
Hint for Mom: Kids get dirty quicker on more important occasions.
Hint for Mom: Learn to throw a baseball.
Hint for Mom: Let grandma spoil them.
Hint for Mom: No matter what, your son will wind up with a toy gun.
Hint for Mom: Prohibited TV shows will be watched at neighbor's home.
Hint for Mom: Puberty was hell for you too.
Hint for Mom: Put a lock on your bedroom door.
Hint for Mom: Remain calm when you find daughter's birth control.
Hint for Mom: Remain calm when you find your son's "Playboy".
Hint for Mom: Remember the names of their stuffed animals.
Hint for Mom: Teach them four precious words: "We can't afford it."
Hint for Mom: Watch what you promise.
Hint for Mom: When in doubt, say "We'll see."
Hint for Mom: You did SO do that at their ages.
Toddler's Creed: If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
Toddler's Creed: If I give it to you & change my mind later, it's mine.
Toddler's Creed: If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
Toddler's Creed: If I want it, it's mine.
Toddler's Creed: If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
Spare time? You're lookin' at it.
The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
The ultimate Turn on. When they shoot at you.. and miss!
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
"He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his like again."
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
"Press button to test." <CLICK> "Release to detonate."
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it!
I'm not a complete idiot--several parts are missing...
A seminar on time travel will be held last week.
Twisted mind? No, just bent in a few strategic places...
Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
We will get along fine as soon as you realize I'm god.
Scratch and Sniff-> XXXXXXXXXXXXXX .... smells like glass eh?
Two rules for success: 1. Don't tell everything you know. 2.
Everyone seems to know their rights, but not their responsibilities.
You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
Marriages are made in heaven.... So are thunder and lightning.
IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other day!
That's very cute. <BLAM!> I hate things that are cute.
Is there a lawyer in the house? #60;BLAM!> Is there another?
Everyone has photographic memory...some don't have film!
Any time, any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
Alright, you! Hands off the keys, NOW!
"He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous." -- Shakespeare
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
One needs to be a bit crazy to keep from going insane.
What is coming at you, is coming from you.
What is coming from you, is coming at you.
In life or death situations, if at first you don't succeed yer DEAD!
In a final flash of glory, nevermore to grace the night...
"Supid is as stupid does."
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
Didija ever stop to think...And forget to start again?
You're my psychic friend... YOU tell ME my credit card number!
Power corrupts. Absulute power is kind of neat.
You DARE compare weirdness with me??? Foolish impudent mortal...
Potatoes do not concern me, Captain. I want that ship!
"All you touch, and all you see, is all your life will ever be..."
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
"I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein
Time is the best teacher, but it kills off all its students.
My policy is to destroy all rules and regulations.
"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
To learn, you must listen to that which is not spoken.
Needless to say,
Pi R squared? No - Pie R round, _*Toast*_ R square!
Redneck marriage proposal.........YER WHUT!!??????
1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast.
You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that!
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
Those who want to learn WILL learn.
A smile is worth a thousand words.
I know you're out there somewhere, & somewhere you can hear my voice.
Somewhere, out there, out where dreams come true....
Kill 2 people you're a murderer, kill 200,000 you're a conquerer!!
A trip of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
Do you live around here often?
"All you touch, and all you see, is all your life will ever be."
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end..."
Could you please be a bit less specific?
**NEWS FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.
It's a problem-free -- philosophy -- Hakuna Matata!
As easy as 3.1415192653589793.......
"Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it."
Life's not passing me by... IT'S RUNNING ME OVER!!!
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Zeal without knowledge is fire without light.
Never let yesterday or tomorrow use up today.
Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
The best way to get the last word is to apologize.
The tongue weighs very little, but few people are able to hold it.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. - Abe Lincoln
If you focus only on the thorns you will miss the beauty of the rose.
Like a candle, to give light, you must endure burning.
I am NOT arguing with you. I'm TELLING you!
Cat(n): 1)Furry keyboard cover, 2) Alarm clock.
Why, me, and that army right over there!
EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it.
If you're walking on thin ice, you might as well dance.
It never rains but it pours....
All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape.
By the way, what does BTW stand for?
Been there, done that. Now, let's do it again and again and again..and
Most people make sense. I'm not one of them.
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
I am the terror that posts in the night.
Never judge a book by its movie.
"You have to know a rule to break it." - Tolun
FidoNet --- Fight O Net --- sounds close, huh?
Any moderators here? BANG! Any more moderators?
Live and learn or you don't live long.
Two hands working do more good than a thousand clasped in prayer.
"Because I could not stop for death, He kindly stopped for me..."
"You live and learn. Or you don't live long"
"Lying tongues are often choked on."
"I like you. I'll kill you last."
"Once in your life you find someone..." - B. Adams