Star Trek
- "Scotty, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
- (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed."
- Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
- How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
- DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android
- "Energize!" said Kirk, and a pink bunny appeared.
- Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here!
- Borg? Where? I don't see any #@%$&^@&*&$#38;# NO CARRIER
- I am Quark of Borg. Profit is irrele.. is irr.. -No! I can't say it.
- Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
- Fate. It protects fools, small children, and ships called Enterprise.
- I am Borg. James Borg.
- This is a hand phaser. Stunning, isn't it?
- NEWSFLASH - Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better!
- Warp: When only the best will do.
- Gene Roddenberry showed you the future. Make it so.
- Average landing party: Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Spock and Ensign Monsterbait.
- We are the Borgs who say NI! Prepare to assimilate...A SHRUBBERY!
- "Fire at will!" "AAAAHHH!!!" "Who was that?" "Will, sir."
- "May fortune favor the foolish." - J. Kirk
- This message 100% matter. Do not expose to antimatter.
- PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY AS*! Phasers on maximum! Load photon torpedoes!